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By Broga (Galactic News)
Menkar 8, Edo 5 – 20 GY: 11:42 PM, local time
Today, Chef Yeoj won a hard fought victory in Kitchen Arena. Chef Yeoj congratulations on your victory!
“Thanks. It wasn’t easy. Not saying it ever is.”
Can you tell us what happened back there, with the wall and the fireball?
“Oh yeah sure. What the audience may not realize is that the qagh we use are juveniles. Seems like the cleanup crew missed one from last months “Battle Qagh”. Well you could see it was large and more than a little hungry, which makes them angry by the way.”
“Well first we had to get it out of Kitchen Arena so there goes the wall…”
Interesting use of a pressure cooker.
“Came in handy. Then you got to cook the darn thing…”
So the grease-fire worked to your advantage?
“Yes, exactly. Lucky break really. Tasted great in the tacos. Happy to get the win.”
Thank you Ion Chef.