Time began and time will end. In between stars are born and over slow eons burn to cold black rock as galactic civilizations rise then disappear. The Time Lords have seen it all (more than once) and know there is one great constant – fish sauce. Fermented fish sauce or paste may be the truest test of greatness for a culture; no great cuisine exists without some variant. The Time Lords have made their own contribution to this tradition – Tardis Sauce – drawing elements from many worlds and epochs this version of the recipe is based on readily available terran ingredients.
1/8 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup oyster sauce
1/8 cup Worcestershire sauce
1/8 cup Nuoc Mam sauce
1/2 tablespoon grated horseradish
2-tablespoon dry mustard
1-tablespoon lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
Mix in a bowl. Let the flavors blend for at least an hour. Use as a marinade or a basting sauce or condiment. Store in a jar in the refrigerator.